MUSIC MONDAYS!!!

Susan Finkelstein

"DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX," it read. "Diehard Phillies fan - gorgeous tall buxom blonde - in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable - I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!"

They say she offered an undercover police officer "sex" for World Series tickets... Now thats a FAN!!! Hmmm I would of had more to go on if she said she was a "Yank"ee fan.... Too Bad...

Balloon Boy Found A Hoax

6yr old Falcon Henne




I didn't even hear about this kid until this morning on my talk radio. Where was I?? They said it was plastered all over the news yesterday. Where was I?

Well I was very glad to hear this child was fine.... hiding in the attic. For a show?? Not for a show? Who knows, I don't put anything past this reality shows. I mean just look at the Jon & Kate nightmare going on for those kids. The lengths they go to "entertain" us. Our fault? Hmm...don't think so. But, it does raise a good question "How real is our reality TV".

I'm guilty. I love sort of "peeping" into peoples houses to see how others cope and deal with their lives. But, if I wanted fake I'd watch actors. My favorite reality stars are favorite because their real...Or so I thought. Maybe on Big World they aren't even "Little People" just digital... Or maybe Carlos' Bakery is just a set and everything they make is out of play dough! Maybe Young and the Restless is REAL! And people really can come back to life and alter their face so no one knows them! I'm so lost with this! Oh...my...gah! What if Lost is real and there are people on an island some where....lost.. and crazy.... My head hurts. What do we trust??

Ok ok a bit dramatic yes, but still the question "How real is our reality TV" and do we really care if they amp it up a little for our viewing pleasure?

Oldie But Funny

We
are in trouble...

The
population of this country is 300 million.

160
million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the
work.

There are 85 million in school.


Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal
government.

Leaving 20 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces

Which leaves 17.2
million to do the work.

Take from that total the 15.8
million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that
leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given
time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving
1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people
in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the
work.

You and me.

And there
you are,

Sitting on your ass,

At your computer, reading jokes..

Nice. Real nice.